They sit peacefully for years, until they explode in a fireball, ruining everything you own. Homer: Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters. Homer: Why you disappointing - Bart: You know, you're choking someone who can vote. Lisa's Opus Homer: Why you little - Bart: I'm not little. Homer: Marge, can you cook a Hot Pocket in the dryer? Marge: Homer Simpson, the only time you shut your mouth is to keep food inside! Singin' in the Lane Reynolds: Well, here's $400, and screw you. Sideshow Mel: Why wasn't this a town hall event? I like to see them balance on the stools. Lovejoy: Oh, Helen is a bitter as the lemonade she brought to the potluck. Unlike the children she brought to the potluck. Google it! Grampy Can Ya Hear Me The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Helen: She's completely cooked. Maggie: I am Pazuzu, demon of the southwest wind! Lisa: Wait, wait, so you're not even as powerful as the south wind or the west wind? How lame is that? Maggie: I used to be very important. Hibbert: Say "Ahh!" Maggie: Aaaahhhh-DULTERER! Maggie: Someone's having an affair with his nurse! Dr. Hibbert: Someone's starting their terrible twos. Maggie: No one leaves alive! Marge: Ooooh, her first words!ĭr. Lisa: Daaaad! I can't listen to this horror! Homer: Okay, I'm onto it. They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me. Lisa: Maggie, you can whistle? (she gasps surprisingly at Maggie's talent.) you're gifted too, maybe more gifted! Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Lisa: No one ever wants the apple.
Marge: Well, what do you think of my late pick-up room? Julius: It's wonderful, hard to believe it's the same room they found all those dead rats in. Springfield Splendor Whistler's Father Homer: Isn't this great, daddy baby alone time. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. Homer: Ooh, I call an eye! Lisa: Me too! Bart: Me three! Marge: And Maggie gets the break. The Serfsons Homer: Aw, water soup again? Marge: Now, it's crow soup. 6 The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be.